[x] you have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting" you
[x] you have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] you have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] you have thought something was funny, laughed, and people gave you weird looks
[x] you have run into a tree/bush
[ ] you have been called a blonde

TOTAL: 4

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] you just tried to lick your elbow
[ ] you never knew the alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[ ] you just sang then to make sure
[x] you have tripped over your own feet and fallen
[x] you have choked on your own spit

TOTAL: 4

[] you have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
[x] you type with three fingers or less
[x] you have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] you have tried to drink out of a straw but it went into your nose
[x] you have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 4

[] you have fallen asleep in class
[ ] sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] you are often told to use your "inside voice"

TOTAL: 3

[x] you use your fingers to do simple math
[x] you have accidentally eaten a bug
[ ] you are doing this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] you have put your clothes on inside out/backwards without realizing it
[x] you've looked all over for something and then realized it was in your hand/pocket

TOTAL: 4

[x] you have posted bulletins because you're afraid of what will happen if you don't
[x] you break a lot of things
[X] you tilt your head when confused
[X] you have fallen out of your chair before
[X] when lying in bed, you try to find pictures out of the textures on the ceiling
[X] you use the word "um" a lot
[x] you fail to understand what "um" means
[X] you say "what" and "huh" a lot
[ ] you plan to use a calculator for the multiplication for this test

TOTAL: 9

GRAND TOTAL:

Now take your total and multiply it by four and re-post as "I am _% insane."